ruinedchildhood:

STRAIGHT GOT HIS ASS

shiftintime:

*applies to a photography school*

here’s my portfolio

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radcanine:

canaba:

Society towards bisexuals

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

you: i dont like nicki minaj
me: who hurt u

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

m0rpheus:

OHMAHGOOOODDDDDD

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

Nick needs to get off his tumblr feed

darning-socks:

wouldn’t a mating call be simpler

raverush:

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

the job was simple: seduce and murder captain toad. but shyguy never anticipated growing so attatched to a target.

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